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{R}: This creature gains menace until end of turn.

Flash
Drag Below — When this creature enters, tap it and up to one target creature an opponent controls. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

This creature can't be blocked by Walls.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +3/+0 and attacks each combat if able.

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.

Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you create a Blood token.
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

This creature gets -X/-X, where X is your life total.

{0}: Until end of turn, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of double strike, protection from red, vigilance, or shadow.

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. You win the game if there are eight or more different names among unlocked doors of Rooms you control.

When The Majestic Duo enters, if you don't control another permanent named The Majestic Duo, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's not legendary, it has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card and earnestly tell them good luck," and it loses all other abilities.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you and that player may each put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. Offer them a high-five.

Non-Elf creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other attacking Pirate.

All Slivers have shroud.

Spectacle {3}{B}{R}
When this creature enters, if its spectacle cost was paid, each opponent discards a card.

As this enchantment enters, choose Sultai or Abzan.
• Sultai — Whenever a counter is put on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
• Abzan — Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains menace until end of turn.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Cycling {W}

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.

This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you had another creature enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

Flying
You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, you may return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on this enchantment.
{2}{B}{B}, Remove X theft counters from this enchantment: Search your library for a nonland card with mana value X, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Undying

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.
If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.

Creatures you control get +1/+0.
Whenever a Warrior you control deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.