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First strike, haste
Equipped creature has first strike and haste.
Equip {1}
Crew 1

Hand Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may reveal a creature card from your hand. When it eventually comes into play, if you cast it from your hand, it enters with a +1/+1 counter. It also gains the following ability in your hand until end of turn.)
Basic Landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Changeling

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Universal Solvent: Destroy target permanent.

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it.
Crew 2

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

{B}: Unliving Psychopath gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{B}, {T}: Destroy target creature with power less than Unliving Psychopath's power.

Exile target creature.

Convoke
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Search your library for a nonlegendary card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.

You may exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Devoid
Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Regenerate it.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, Unnatural Hunger deals damage equal to that creature's power to that player unless they sacrifice another creature of their choice.

Each opponent discards two cards.

When Unscrupulous Agent enters, target opponent exiles a card from their hand.

When Unscrupulous Contractor enters, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Plot {2}{B}

Each player mills three cards. Then you return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

When Unshakable Tail enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1.
Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from your library, investigate.
{2}, Sacrifice a Clue: Return Unshakable Tail from your graveyard to your hand.

Pay 3 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

{T}: Add {C}.
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Unstable Obelisk: Destroy target permanent.

Deathtouch
Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up.
When Unstoppable Slasher dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.

Trample
Whenever Untethered Express attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Crew 1

Menace
{2}{B}, Exile Unwilling Ingredient from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Untap all artifacts you control during each other player's untap step.