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As Ominous Lockbox enters the battlefield, secretly choose a number between 1 and 20.
When an opponent casts a spell with mana value equal to the chosen number, sacrifice Ominous Lockbox. If you do, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy.
{2}, Sacrifice Ominous Lockbox: Draw a card.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

When Ominous Traveler enters the battlefield, draft a card from Ominous Traveler's spellbook. That card perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell" and "When you cast this spell, return a creature named Ominous Traveler you control to its owner's hand."

When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.

All creatures are black and have deathtouch.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Creatures you control have haste.
At the beginning of your upkeep, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature. Then each opponent who didn't sacrifice a creature discards two cards.

Song of the Ood — Noncreature spells have convoke.
Red-Eye — Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, goad up to one target creature that opponent controls. Until your next turn, those creatures can't become tapped unless they're being declared as attackers.

{0}: Untap target attacking creature you control and remove it from combat.

Flying
When Oracle of the Alpha enters the battlefield, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle.
Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.

When Oran-Rief Ooze enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever Oran-Rief Ooze attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Flash
Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.

Randomly distribute X -0/-1 counters among a random number of random target creatures.

At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add {C} for each land target opponent controls.

Creatures you control have reach.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When you planeswalk away from Orzhova, each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard.

Instant and sorcery cards in graveyards have flashback. The flashback cost is equal to the card's mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, take an extra turn after this one.

When Outfitted Jouster enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Steelclaw Lance and a card named Brawler's Plate onto the battlefield and attach them to Outfitted Jouster.
If damage would be dealt to Outfitted Jouster while it's equipped, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, sacrifice an Equipment attached to Outfitted Jouster.

Players can't gain life.
Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, create a Food token. If two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, instead conjure a card named Food Fight onto the battlefield.

Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.
Whenever Oyaminartok deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
{U}, Sacrifice a Food: Draft a card from Oyaminartok's spellbook. When you do, add {U}{U}{U}. Spend this mana only to cast blue creature spells.

Draw two cards, then nonland cards in your hand with mana value 3 or less perpetually gain "When you cast this spell, you lose 1 life."

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

{3}, {T}: Choose a random summon card from all players' decks. For each player, flip a coin. If the flip ends up heads, put a token creature into play and treat it as though an exact copy of the chosen summon card were just played.

When you planeswalk to Panopticon, draw a card.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card.