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Defender
{U}: This creature loses defender and gains "This creature can't be blocked."
{2}{U}: This creature becomes blue and has base power and toughness 5/4. Activate only if this creature doesn't have defender.
{4}{U}{U}: Draw three cards. Activate only if this creature is blue and only once.

This creature can't be blocked by green creatures.
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
{1}{U}: This creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

This artifact enters with six charge counters on it.
{1}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Put a charge counter on target artifact.

Choose one. If you have max speed, choose both instead.
• Seek a card with start your engines!
• Seek a nonland card.
Jump-start

Paradox — Draw a card for each spell you've cast this turn from anywhere other than your hand.
Foretell {1}{U}

Menace
When this Vehicle enters, it deals damage equal to twice the number of Vehicles you control to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
Crew 4

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may pay {1}{U}. If you do, return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you weren't the starting player.
You may have Surgical Metamorph enter as a copy of any permanent on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
{2}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Ripple 4
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

When this creature enters, you may return target tapped creature to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put a charge counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of charge counters on it.

Amass Orcs 3, then target player mills X cards, where X is the amassed Army's power.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Giant card from your hand or pay {2}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

When this creature enters, you may collect evidence 4.
Whenever you collect evidence, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Flying
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Flying
Hexproof
{10}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to any target. Target player draws three cards and gains 3 life. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

{T}, Exile this artifact: Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of players who control at least two more lands than you. Put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Cumulative upkeep {2}
{T}: Draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.

{1}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token.
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice this artifact.

Exile target creature and put two time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.

Defender
{3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)

This creature can't be blocked.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
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