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Battlebond (You may pair this creature with an unpaired battle you control when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Azra Matchthrower is paired with a battle, each of those permanents has "Whenever this permanent is dealt combat damage, this permanent deals 1 damage to any target."

Vigilance
Azure Beastbinder can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater.
Whenever Azure Beastbinder attacks, up to one target artifact, creature, or planeswalker an opponent controls loses all abilities until your next turn. If it's a creature, it also has base power and toughness 2/2 until your next turn.

You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.

Flying
When Baaallerina enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice up to three permanents: If there were three or more card types among the sacrificed permanents, each opponent loses 3 life, you gain 3 life, and you draw three cards.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When you do, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Return X target outlaw creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying
Whenever Backdraft Hellkite attacks, each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.

Until end of turn, treat all counters as -1/-1 counters.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

First Strike
You can't cast Bad Knight if you're on the Mirran team.
If Bad Knight is on the battlefield at the end of the game, score an additional point for the Phyrexian team.

Creatures your opponents control with power less than Baeloth Barrityl's power are goaded.
Whenever a goaded attacking or blocking creature dies, you create a Treasure token.
Choose a Background

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever Bag End Porter attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control.

Whenever you sacrifice another nontoken artifact or creature, exile it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Bag of Devouring: Roll a d10. Return up to X cards from among cards exiled with Bag of Devouring to their owners' hands, where X is the result.

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Bag of Holding: Return all cards exiled with Bag of Holding to their owner's hand.

Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

{4}{G}, {T}: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power greater than its base power, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Vigilance
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

First strike
Balan, Wandering Knight has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it.
{1}{W}: Attach all Equipment you control to Balan.

Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of other Gates you control.

When Balduvian Horde enters, sacrifice it unless you discard a card at random.

Target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Flying
Whenever Balefire Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to each creature that player controls.