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{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever chaos ensues, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.

Whenever a non-black creature is put into any graveyard from play, put a husk counter on Necropolis of Azar.
{5}, Remove a husk counter from Necropolis of Azar: Put a Spawn of Azar token into play. Treat this token as a black creature with a random power and toughness, each no less than 1 and no greater than 3, that has swampwalk.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your end step, if it's not the first turn of the game, put a death counter on Necropotence Avatar. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of death counters on Necropotence Avatar.

Creature spells you cast cost {B} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.

At the beginning of your end step, mill seven cards. Then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Toxic 2
Corrupted — Exile Nettling Host from your graveyard: Conjure a card named Nettlecyst into your hand. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 Vehicles in addition to their other types and gain flying, haste, and crew 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Treasure token and a 2/2 white Alien creature token.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
When Nezumi Prowler enters the battlefield, put a deathtouch counter and a lifelink counter on target creature you control.

Flash
When Niambi, Beloved Protector enters the battlefield, if you cast it, choose target nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Flash
When Nightclub Bouncer enters the battlefield, return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. It perpetually gains "This spell costs {2} more to cast."

Flash

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent chooses a creature they control, then sacrifices the rest.

{1}{W}, Sacrifice a historic permanent: Seek a historic card.

When you planeswalk away from Norn's Dominion, destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a fate counter on target permanent.

Toxic 1
Corrupted — When Norn's Fetchling enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Plains into your hand. If an opponent has three or more poison counters, you may seek a nonland card instead.

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.

Nontoken creatures are enchantments in addition to their other types.
Constellation — Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.

When Obscura Polymorphist enters the battlefield, exile up to one target creature. Its controller seeks a creature card.

Flying
Ward {2}
Whenever Obsessive Collector deals combat damage to a player, seek a card with mana value equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Trample
Ward {2}
Ochre Jelly enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Split — When Ochre Jelly dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that's a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step. The token enters the battlefield with half that many +1/+1 counters on it, rounded down.

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top two cards of your library, then put one of them into your graveyard.
Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from your library or hand, it perpetually gains "When this card leaves your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."