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As The Rack enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Reconfigure {2}{U}

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a random card from outside the game into your hand. (In Commander sealed, that's everything you didn't play with. In any other commander game, find a way to select a random Magic card.)
{T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.

If The Rhystic Storyteller is your Commander, your deck can't use sleeves.
Whenever you cast a spell with ten or more words of flavor text, draw a card unless an opponent pays {1}.

{2}, {T}, Exile The Stasis Coffin: You gain protection from everything until your next turn.

{2}, {T}, Exile The Stone Brain: Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way. Activate only as a sorcery.

I, II, III — Mill two cards. If two cards that share a card type were milled this way, draw a card and repeat this process.
IV — Exile any number of target instant, sorcery, and/or Tamiyo planeswalker cards from your graveyard. Copy them. You may cast any number of the copies.

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 2.
Whenever you choose to put one or more cards on the bottom of your library while scrying, exile that many cards from the bottom of your library.
During your turn, you may play cards exiled with The Temporal Anchor.

{T}, Discard a card: Create a Food token.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice The Underworld Cookbook: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying, trample
Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

When The Value Knight enters the battlefield, create Syr Acha, a 1/1 legendary red artifact creature Food Knight token with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life. Until end of turn, if you would draw a card, draw two cards instead."
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on The Value Knight.

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.

Target opponent gains control of target creature you control.

Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls enters this turn, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Choose one —
• Target nonsnow permanent becomes snow until end of turn.
• Target snow permanent isn't snow until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Sacrifice an artifact: Thermal Navigator gains flying until end of turn.

When They Came from the Pipes enters, manifest dread twice.
Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.

Up to three target creatures can't be blocked this turn.

Prowl {U}
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Flying
Whenever Thieving Aven deals combat damage to a player, heist target opponent's library.
Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on Thieving Aven.

Flying
Whenever Thieving Magpie deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Whenever Thieving Otter deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Kicker {X}. X can't be 0.
Flying
When Thieving Skydiver enters, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to Thieving Skydiver.