At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on Torch Song. {2}{R}, Sacrifice Torch Song: It deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of verse counters on Torch Song.
Cumulative upkeep {G} {2}{G}, Pay 3 life for each velocity counter on Tornado: Destroy target permanent and put a velocity counter on Tornado. Activate only once each turn.
{T}: Until end of turn, each time damage is dealt to target creature or player, prevent X of that damage, where X is a number from 1 to 3 chosen at random each time.
Torrent of Lava deals X damage to each creature without flying. As long as Torrent of Lava is on the stack, each creature has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature by Torrent of Lava this turn."
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a pain counter on Torture Chamber. At the beginning of your end step, Torture Chamber deals damage to you equal to the number of pain counters on it. {1}, {T}, Remove all pain counters from Torture Chamber: It deals damage to target creature equal to the number of pain counters removed this way.
Whenever a player attacks with one or more creatures, destroy all untapped non-Wall creatures that player controls that didn't attack, except for creatures the player hasn't controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn.
Until end of turn, target creature gains haste and "{0}: Untap this creature. Activate only once." Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Tourach's Chant unless you pay {B}. Whenever a player puts a Forest onto the battlefield, Tourach's Chant deals 3 damage to that player unless they put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.