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Touch of Death deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. You gain 1 life.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever a creature dealt damage by that creature dies this turn, its controller loses 2 life.

{T}: Tap target artifact you don't control.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card, then discards a card at random.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Tourach's Chant unless you pay {B}.
Whenever a player puts a Forest onto the battlefield, Tourach's Chant deals 3 damage to that player unless they put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.

Enchant land you control
Sacrifice a Thrull: Put three time counters on Tourach's Gate.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from Tourach's Gate. If there are no time counters on Tourach's Gate, sacrifice it.
Tap enchanted land: Attacking creatures you control get +2/-1 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

Kicker {B}{B}
Protection from white
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach, Dread Cantor.
When Tourach enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.

When Towashi Guide-Bot enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{4}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each modified creature you control.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample, wither, and "When this creature attacks, target creature blocks it this turn if able."

Reach
{T}: Add {C}. If you control creatures named Mine Worker and Power Plant Worker, add {C}{C}{C} instead.

{8}, {T}: Tower of Calamities deals 12 damage to target creature.

{8}, {T}: Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature can't be blocked by Walls this turn.

{8}, {T}: You gain 10 life.

{8}, {T}: Draw four cards.

{8}, {T}: Target player mills eight cards.

When Toxic Abomination enters the battlefield, you lose 2 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Infect
{B}: Regenerate Toxic Nim.

Target nonblack creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Target creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. Investigate.

Whenever a Sliver deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control.
Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them.
Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token.
{U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.