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{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to target blocking creature.

Dual Shot deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures.

Freerunning {1}{B}
Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library and exile those cards face down. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast them. Create a Treasure token.

Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

Subterranean Tremors deals X damage to each creature without flying. If X is 4 or more, destroy all artifacts. If X is 8 or more, create an 8/8 red Lizard creature token.

When this enchantment enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you put a Cave onto the battlefield this way, you gain 4 life.
Lands you control enter untapped.

Indestructible, haste
Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand.
{2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Menace
Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token.
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, mill two cards and you gain 2 life.

First strike
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creatures you control have training.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it that attacked this turn, draw a card.

Reach, trample
Multani gets +1/+1 for each land you control and each land card in your graveyard.
{1}{G}, Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}: This land becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.

Echo {3}
{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Flying
This creature can't block artifact creatures.

{4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

Flying, first strike, trample, lifelink, haste
At the beginning of combat on your turn, other Spiders you control gain flying, first strike, trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Target commander gains lifelink until end of turn.

Flying, lifelink
This creature gets +4/+4 as long as you have 25 or more life.

{G}: This creature gains forestwalk until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
{B}: This creature gains swampwalk until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

{1}{G}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Bolster 1.

At the beginning of each combat, Sproutwatch Dryad gains flying until end of turn if a creature you control or a card in your hand has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.