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Draw a card. If an opponent lost life this turn and you gained life this turn, seek two Vampire cards instead.

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that spell's mana value on up to one target creature.

Ward {1}
As long as Dwarfhold Champion is equipped, it gets +0/+2.

{T}: Destroy target nontoken land. Its controller creates a Mana Confluence token. (It's a land with "{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.")

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

When Eager Flameguide enters, add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
When Eager Flameguide dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast creature spells from among the exiled cards.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of Dragons you control not named Earthquake Dragon.
Flying, trample
{2}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Return Earthquake Dragon from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature tokens you control have menace.
Whenever you attack a player, choose target nontoken creature that's attacking that player. Create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's 1/1. The token enters tapped and attacking that player. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Hidden agenda
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.

Target creature and all creatures that share a name with that creature gain echo {3} until the end of your next turn. (At the beginning of the upkeep of each of those creature's controllers, if that creature came under its owner's control since the beginning of their last upkeep, they sacrifice it unless they pay its echo cost.)

If a creature you control would untap during your untap step, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap each creature you control.

{1}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1. If all your commanders have been revealed, draw a card instead.

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Enlist
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Effie is tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control. Then seek a Survivor card with mana value less than or equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.

Whenever you sacrifice Effluence Devourer or another creature, it perpetually gains "{2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is this card's power. Activate only as a sorcery."
Blitz {B}{R}{G}

Lands you control have "{T}: Refill your mug with a festive drink." (If you don't have a mug, go grab a mug! It's the holidays!)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a drink 'stache, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{1}: Until end of turn, target permanent you control gains protection from a color chosen at random from colors it doesn't have protection from.

If a creature you control attacks, Ekundu Cyclops also attacks if able.

{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control is dealt to you instead.

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.

When Elderfang Ritualist dies, you may exile it. If you do, return another target Elf or Tyvar card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Elderleaf Mentor enters, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Flying, trample, rampage 2
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Elder Dragons you control get +7/+7 until end of turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Eldest Dragon Highlander unless you pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

{TK}{TK} — Haste
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3