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Starting intensity 2
Conjure X cards named Colossal Dreadmaw onto the battlefield, where X is this spell's intensity.
All Chorus cards you own intensify by 1.

Flying, trample

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Players play with each of their commanders face down and secret until they cast them for the first time. (Be sure to tell your opponent you're using this right at the beginning of the game, so they don't reveal their commanders to you yet!)

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you control a Command Tower and a Command Power Plant, add two mana of any color in your commander's color identity instead.

Choose two —
• Open an Attraction.
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get {TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you control a Command Tower and a Command Mine, add two mana of any color in your commander's color identity instead.
Command Towers you control have, "{T}: If you control a Command Mine and a Command Power Plant, add three mana of any color in your commander's color identity."

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Return one or two target attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Look at target opponent's sideboard. You may cast a card from that sideboard without paying its mana cost.
Exile Command the Chaff.

Whenever you attack, spells you cast from exile this turn cost {X} less to cast, where X is the number of players being attacked. Exile the top X cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.

Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —
• Create a Food token.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

During deckbuilding, choose a number from one to nine. Write that number in this card's mana cost, power, and toughness.

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When Complaints Clerk enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Imprint — When Compleated Clone Shell enters the battlefield, look at four random cards from your sideboard and exile one face down.
When Compleated Clone Shell dies, turn the exiled card face up. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. It gets an additional -1/-1 until end of turn for each card named Compound Fracture in your graveyard.

Trample
When Concert Kaboomist enters or is turned face up, it deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the number of noncreature spells you've cast since the beginning of your last turn.
Disguise {R}

Visit — Create a Food token.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Conch Horn: Draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.

Conductive Current deals 3 damage to each creature. Choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand. It perpetually gains "If this spell would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead."

Conductor of Cacophony enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
{B}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Conductor of Cacophony: It deals 1 damage to each other creature and each player.

Roll a d20.
1—9 | Tap all creatures your opponents control.
10—19 | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
20 | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps. Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

When Confession Dial enters, surveil 3.
{T}: Target legendary creature card in your graveyard gains escape until end of turn. The escape cost is equal to its mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.

Cast this spell only if a creature is attacking you.
Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.