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As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Reconfigure {2}{U}

{2}, {T}, Exile The Stasis Coffin: You gain protection from everything until your next turn.

{2}, {T}, Exile The Stone Brain: Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way. Activate only as a sorcery.

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 2.
Whenever you choose to put one or more cards on the bottom of your library while scrying, exile that many cards from the bottom of your library.
During your turn, you may play cards exiled with The Temporal Anchor.

{T}, Discard a card: Create a Food token.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice The Underworld Cookbook: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying, trample
Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

The Watcher in the Water enters the battlefield tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control this turn, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Choose one —
• Target nonsnow permanent becomes snow until end of turn.
• Target snow permanent isn't snow until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Sacrifice an artifact: Thermal Navigator gains flying until end of turn.

Prowl {U}
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Flying
Whenever Thieving Aven deals combat damage to a player, heist target opponent's library.
Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on Thieving Aven.

Flying
Whenever Thieving Magpie deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Whenever Thieving Otter deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Kicker {X}. X can't be 0.
Flying
When Thieving Skydiver enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to Thieving Skydiver.

Whenever Thing from the Deep attacks, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice an Island.

Defender
Thing in the Ice enters the battlefield with four ice counters on it.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from Thing in the Ice. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1.

Draw a card.
Flashback {2}{U}

Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip Detective {1}
Equip {3}

{7}: Draw two cards.

Enchant creature
When Thirst enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Thirst unless you pay {U}.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a basic land card.