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Defender

Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
As long as enchanted creature is blue, it gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked.

This creature can't attack unless you control another artifact.

Defender
Whenever an enchantment you control enters, this creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Affinity for artifacts
Whenever an artifact you control enters, untap this creature.

Flying
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Each player may shuffle their hand and graveyard into their library. Each player who does draws seven cards. Exile Step Between Worlds.
Plot {4}{U}{U}

Return two target creatures to their owners' hands.
Wizardcycling {2}

When this creature enters, surveil 2.

Return target creature or enchantment an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a tapped Powerstone token.

Soulbond
As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{T}: Target player mills two cards."

When this creature enters, return target artifact or enchantment to its owner's hand.

Counter target creature spell with power or toughness 2 or less.

Counter target activated or triggered ability.

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill three cards. Then if you have no cards in your library, exile this enchantment and put five cards from your graveyard on top of your library in any order.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc.
Equip {2}

Defender
{U}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

{1}{U}, {T}: This creature loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay {U} to end this effect.
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, this creature deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, you may tap or untap target nonland permanent.

Exploit
When this creature exploits a creature, scry 1, then draw a card.

Exploit
When Stitched Assistant exploits a creature, scry 2, then draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard.
Flying

This creature enters tapped.
When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

{2}{U}, {T}: Each player mills three cards. Exile up to two creature cards put into graveyards this way. Create an X/X blue Zombie creature token, where X is the total power of the cards exiled this way.