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When Solemn Simulacrum enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.

{U}: Untap Soliton.

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.

Add {B} for each creature card in your graveyard.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact.
{2}, {T}: Scry 1.
{3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Menace
Each creature you control with menace can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Flying
Whenever a player casts a nonblack spell, that player loses 1 life.

Flying
Morph {3}{B}

Haste
{T}: Target black or red creature gains haste until end of turn.

Sootwalkers can't be blocked by white creatures.

{2}: Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
{2}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target creature you control this turn.

{5}{B}, {T}: Sorcerer of the Fang deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, you may pay {3}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of Sorcerer's Broom.

{2}, {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, sacrifice Sorcerer's Strongbox and draw three cards.

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. If this creature is a Wizard, it deals 2 damage instead."
Equip {3}

{T}: Target creature other than Sorceress Queen has base power and toughness 0/2 until end of turn.

As Sorcerous Spyglass enters, look at an opponent's hand, then choose any card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

[+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
[–3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10.
[–7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.

Lifelink
Extort
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin of House Markov, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.

[+1]: Look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.
[–2]: Create a 2/3 black Vampire creature token with flying and lifelink.
[–7]: Sorin the Mirthless deals 13 damage to any target. You gain 13 life.

When Sorin's Guide enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Sorin, Vampire Lord, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Sorin's Thirst deals 2 damage to target creature and you gain 2 life.

Sorin's Vengeance deals 10 damage to target player or planeswalker and you gain 10 life.

[+1]: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
[+1]: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
[–3]: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

[+1]: Up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
[–2]: Sorin, Vampire Lord deals 4 damage to any target. You gain 4 life.
[–8]: Until end of turn, each Vampire you control gains "{T}: Gain control of target creature."