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This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an artifact and {1} less to cast if you control an enchantment.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Flying, trample

Target creature card in your graveyard perpetually gains "{1}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Shuffle it into its owner's library. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery."

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."

Search the top third of your library, rounded up, for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

{4}, {T}: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Affinity for artifacts
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Counter target creature or battle spell unless its controller pays {4}. If they do, you incubate 2.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you're attacking.
Exile target creature.

Target creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.
Storm

Convoke
Enchant creature
When Astral Wingspan enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

During your turn, outlaws you control have first strike.
Whenever you commit a crime, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." This ability triggers only once each turn.

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

{X}, {T}: Choose one —
• Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Spend only white mana on X.
• You gain X life. Spend only white mana on X.

Formidable — {4}{G}: Atarka Beastbreaker gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

Formidable — {3}{R}{R}: Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

Populate. Proliferate. Investigate.
Regenerate target creature.
Replicate {2}{G} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copy.)

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Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Atmosphere Surgeon.
Remove an oil counter from Atmosphere Surgeon: Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sacrifice an Atog creature: Atogatog gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Atraxa's Skitterfang enters with three oil counters on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove an oil counter from Atraxa's Skitterfang. When you do, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Target player mills two cards, draws two cards, and loses 2 life.

Whenever Attack-in-the-Box attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

When Attendant of Vraska dies, if you control a Vraska planeswalker, you gain life equal to Attendant of Vraska's power.