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{2}, Pay 2 life: Choose one. Activate only once.
• Subversive Acolyte becomes a Human Cleric. It gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink.
• Subversive Acolyte becomes a Phyrexian. It gets +3/+2 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents."

Choose one —
• Destroy target monocolored creature.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.

When Suncleanser enters, choose one —
• Remove all counters from target creature. It can't have counters put on it for as long as Suncleanser remains on the battlefield.
• Target opponent loses all counters. That player can't get counters for as long as Suncleanser remains on the battlefield.

Choose one —
• Destroy target nontoken artifact or enchantment an opponent controls. Incubate 2.
• Incubate 2, then transform an Incubator token you control.

Choose one or more —
• Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens.
• Seek a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Target player gains 3 life.

Choose one —
• Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
• Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

{1}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token.
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice Survivor's Med Kit.

Choose one or both —
• Return target Human creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Return target non-Human creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose one or both —
• Put target creature on top of its owner's library.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
• Create a 3/3 green Raccoon creature token if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature they control with the greatest power.
• Exile all opponents' graveyards, then create X 0/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is the greatest power among creature cards exiled this way.

Choose one —
• Take Down deals 4 damage to target creature with flying.
• Take Down deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Choose one —
• Tangletrap deals 5 damage to target creature with flying.
• Destroy target artifact.

Choose one —
• Bathe in Dragonfire (4 damage to a creature.)
• Hordeling Outburst (Create three 1/1 Goblin tokens.)
• Sarkhan's Triumph (Search for a dragon.)

When Tax Collector enters, choose one —
• Tax — Until your next turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.
• Arrest — Detain target creature an opponent controls.

Whenever Tectonic Giant attacks or becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, choose one —
• Tectonic Giant deals 3 damage to each opponent.
• Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Choose one —
• Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
• Each player draws seven cards.
Entwine {2}

Choose one —
• Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.
• Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
• Creatures with power 3 or less can't block this turn.

Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
Whenever Territorial Kavu attacks, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
• Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

Whenever Tetsuo, Imperial Champion attacks, if it's equipped, choose one —
• Tetsuo deals damage equal to the highest mana value among Equipment attached to it to any target.
• You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to the highest mana value among Equipment attached to Tetsuo without paying its mana cost.

Choose one —
• Look at the top X cards of your library. Put up to two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
• Counter target spell unless its controller pays twice {X}.

Choose a scheme and set it into motion —
• Choose Your Demise
• Every Hope Shall Vanish
• Make Yourself Useful

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When The Battle of Dragon Brothers Enters, choose Bolas or Ugin.
• Bolas — Destroy all creatures.
• Ugin — Manifest the top three cards of your library.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, create a 1/1 blue Serpent creature token named Cobra Coil. When you do, if you control five or more Snakes and/or Serpents, choose one —
• Strike first — Target Snake or Serpent you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
• Strike hard — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Snake and Serpent you control.

As this creature enters the battlefield, choose cosplay or science.
• Cosplay — Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, this creature's base power and toughness each become equal to that spell's mana value until end of turn.
• Science — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.