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Whenever a Minotaur attacks this turn, it gains first strike until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able.

Whenever you sacrifice a Desert and whenever a Desert card is put into your graveyard from your hand or library, put that card onto the battlefield under your control at the beginning of your next end step.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control five or more Deserts, create that many 1/1 red, green, and white Sand Warrior creature tokens. They gain haste.

Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

When Devoted Grafkeeper enters, mill four cards.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, tap target creature you don't control.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

Split second
Create four 4/4 red Devil creature tokens with haste and "When this creature dies, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.'" Sacrifice the Devil tokens at the beginning of the next end step.

{S}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

When you unlock this door, mill three cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Diminished Returner enters tapped.
{B}{B}: Diminished Returner perpetually gets -1/-1, then return it to the battlefield. Activate only if Diminished Returner is in your graveyard and its toughness is 2 or greater.

Flying
Whenever you attack, surveil X, where X is the number of opponents being attacked.
At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield this turn, draw a card.

When Dinosaur Headdress enters, attach it to target creature you control.
As Dinosaur Headdress becomes attached to a creature, choose an exiled creature card used to craft Dinosaur Headdress.
Equipped creature is a copy of the last chosen card.
Equip {2}

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.

At the beginning of each end step, if it's an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Discordant Spirit for each 1 damage dealt to you this turn.
At the beginning of your end step, remove all +1/+1 counters from Discordant Spirit.

When Discourtesy Clerk enters, open an Attraction.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Seek three nonland cards, then nonland cards in your hand perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Commanders you own have disguise. Their disguise cost is equal to their mana cost.

For each opponent, choose up to one target artifact or enchantment that player controls. For each permanent chosen this way, its controller may exile it. Then if one or more of the chosen permanents are still on the battlefield, you search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Players can't cast spells until the Hydra's next turn.

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Counter target activated or triggered ability from a noncreature source.

Each player may sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way chooses a Head and taps it. Each player who didn't sacrifice a creature loses 3 life.

Exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 3 or less. They perpetually gain "This spell costs {2} more to cast" and "This permanent enters the battlefield tapped." For as long as each of them remain exiled, its owner may play it.

When Diviner of Fates enters the battlefield, it connives.
Whenever you discard one or more cards, seek a card that shares a card type with one of the discarded cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.