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Toxic 2
When Bloodroot Apothecary enters, you and target opponent each create a Treasure token.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a noncreature token, that player gets two poison counters.

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token.
{4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Devour 1
Each other creature you control enters with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bloodspore Thrinax.

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Bloodsworn Knight's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
{1}{B}, Discard a card: Bloodsworn Knight gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

{1}{B}, Discard a card: Bloodsworn Squire gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. Then if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard, transform Bloodsworn Squire.

Haste
When Bloodthirsty Adversary enters, you may pay {2}{R} any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bloodthirsty Adversary, then exile up to that many target instant and/or sorcery cards with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard and copy them. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.

When Bloodtithe Harvester enters, create a Blood token.
{T}, Sacrifice Bloodtithe Harvester: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying, trample
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player creates a Blood token.
Whenever Bloodvial Purveyor attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each Blood token defending player controls.

{T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Blooming Marsh enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Trample
{G}, {T}: You get {TK}.

Whenever Blossoming Bogbeast attacks, you gain 2 life. Then creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

You gain hexproof until your next turn. You gain 2 life.
Rebound

Whenever Blossoming Tortoise enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.
Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying. If X is 6 or more, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents.

Flying
Lightning Breath — When Blue Dragon enters, until your next turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-0, up to one other target creature gets -2/-0, and up to one other target creature gets -1/-0.

When Blue Ribbon enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip {3}

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less. If X is 5 or more, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Partner with Owen Grady, Raptor Trainer
For each kind of counter on Blue, Loyal Raptor, each other Dinosaur you control enters with a counter of that kind on it.

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Trample
Other red creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other green creatures you control get +1/+1.

Spectacle {B}
Draw a card for each creature that died under your control this turn.

Deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, Body Launderer connives.
When Body Launderer dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.