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Target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
Madness {B}

Trample
When Aloe Alchemist becomes plotted, target creature gets +3/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Plot {1}{G}

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, it perpetually gets +1/+1.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a Treasure token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, a creature of your choice an opponent controls perpetually gets -1/-0.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Choose a Background

Specialize {2}
Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has hexproof and can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to each other creature that player controls, then each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Menace, trample
When Alpha Deathclaw enters or becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.
{5}{B}{G}: Monstrosity 4.

When Alpha Guard enters, choose a letter.
{T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares a creature type with it.

When Alpine Guide enters, you may search your library for a Mountain card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alpine Guide attacks each combat if able.
When Alpine Guide leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a Mountain.

When Alpine Houndmaster enters, you may search your library for a card named Alpine Watchdog and/or a card named Igneous Cur, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Whenever Alpine Houndmaster attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.

Alpine Meadow enters tapped.

As Alpine Moon enters, choose a nonbasic land card name.
Lands your opponents control with the chosen name lose all land types and abilities, and they gain "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Vigilance

Vigilance
When Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth enters, investigate.
{X}{W}{U}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a Clue: You draw X cards and gain X life.

Create two 1/1 blue Bird creature tokens with flying. Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Alrund's Epiphany.
Foretell {4}{U}{U}

Take an extra turn after this one. If this spell was foretold, create two 1/1 blue Bird creature tokens with flying. Exile Alrund's Epiphany.
Foretell {5}{U}{U}