547 cards found
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer

Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
  • Unstable
Twiddlestick Charger

Twiddlestick Charger

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Twiddlestick Charger, tap or untap target creature.
  • Unstable
Uktabi Kong

Uktabi Kong {5}{G}{G}{G}

Creature - Ape
Trample
When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
"I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude."
8/8
  • Unhinged
Unified Lunge

Unified Lunge

Sorcery
Unified Lunge deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of Heads on the battlefield.
  • Face the Hydra
Unquenchable Fury

Unquenchable Fury

Sorcery
Each Minotaur can't be blocked this turn except by two or more creatures.
  • Battle the Horde
Urza's Contact Lenses

Urza's Contact Lenses {0}

Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.
Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
  • Unglued
Urza's Hot Tub

Urza's Hot Tub {2}

Artifact
{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
www.wizards.com/hottub
  • Unhinged
Urza's Science Fair Project

Urza's Science Fair Project {6}

Artifact Creature - Construct
{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
4/4
  • Unglued
Urza, Academy Headmaster

Urza, Academy Headmaster {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}

Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
[+1]: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
(Randomly choose one of —
• Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike, vigilance, and lifelink.
• Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
• Destroy target noncreature permanent.
• Create two 3/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
• Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
• Create a 3/3 black Beast creature token with deathtouch.
• Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
• During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Urza if able.
• Put a loyalty counter on Urza for each creature target opponent controls.
• Until your next turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, it gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
• Target player exiles a card from their hand.
• Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.
• Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with trample. It's still a land.
• Draw a card, then add one mana of any color.
• Until end of turn, Urza becomes a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature with flying, indestructible, and haste. (He doesn't lose loyalty while he's not a planeswalker.)
• Until your next turn,creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink.
• Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
• Urza deals 3 damage to any target.
• Until your next turn,whenever a creature deals combat damage to Urza, destroy that creature.
• Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the number of creatures you control.)

[–1]: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
(Randomly choose one of —
• Urza deals 3 damage to each creature.
• Gain control of target creature.
• Urza deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Destroy target creature. You gain life equal to its toughness.
• You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +1/+1.”
• You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
• Draw three cards, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.
• Target player puts the top ten cards of their library into their graveyard.
• Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library in any order.
• Exile target permanent.
• Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put all creature cards and/or land cards from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
• Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
• Target player sacrifices two creatures.
• Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. You lose 2 life.
• Create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying.
• Target player's life total becomes 10.
• Destroy target nonland permanent.
• Return target permanent from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
• Create two 3/3 green Beast creature tokens.
• Draw four cards,then discard two cards.)

[–6]: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
(Randomly choose one of —
• Urza deals 7 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards seven cards, then sacrifices seven permanents.
• You get an emblem with “If a source would deal damage to you or a planeswalker you control, prevent all but 1 of that damage.”
• Destroy all lands target player controls.
• Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.
• You gain 100 life.
• Urza deals 10 damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.
• You get an emblem with “Creatures you control have double strike, trample, hexproof, and haste.”
• You get an emblem with “Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible.”
• Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.
• Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You draw seven cards.
• Destroy up to three target creatures and/or other planeswalkers. Return each card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
• You get an emblem with “Whenever you cast a spell, exile target permanent.”
• You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have it fight target creature.” Then create three 8/8 blue Octopus creature tokens.
• You control target player during that player's next turn.
• Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
• Create three 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens with “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.”
• Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.
• You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
• Flip five coins. Take an extra turn after this one for each coin that comes up heads.
• You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.)
Loyalty:
4
  • Unstable
Very Cryptic Command (a)

Very Cryptic Command (a) {1}{U}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.
  • Unstable
Very Cryptic Command (b)

Very Cryptic Command (b) {1}{U}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose two —
• Untap two target permanents.
• Tap each permanent target player controls with exactly one word in its name.
• Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.
• Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
  • Unstable
Very Cryptic Command (c)

Very Cryptic Command (c) {1}{U}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose two —
• Draw a card from an opponent's library.
• Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
• Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
  • Unstable
Very Cryptic Command (d)

Very Cryptic Command (d) {1}{U}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose two —
• Return target permanent to its controller's hand.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Change the target of target spell with a single target.
• Turn over target nontoken creature.
  • Unstable
Very Cryptic Command (e)

Very Cryptic Command (e) {1}{U}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose two —
• Counter target black-bordered spell.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.
• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the total of those results.
  • Unstable
Very Cryptic Command (f)

Very Cryptic Command (f) {1}{U}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose two —
• Scry 3.
• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.
  • Unstable
Vile Bile

Vile Bile {1}{B}

Creature - Ooze
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.
2½/2½
  • Unhinged
Vitality Salve

Vitality Salve

Artifact
At the beginning of the Horde's precombat main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Vitality Salve is put into a graveyard from anywhere, each player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.
  • Battle the Horde
Volrath's Motion Sensor

Volrath's Motion Sensor {B}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.
When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.
  • Unglued
Voracious Vacuum

Voracious Vacuum {3}

Host Artifact Creature - Construct
When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
1/1
  • Unstable
Wall of Fortune

Wall of Fortune {1}{U}

Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
"You need a six? All right everyone, she needs a six!"
0/4
  • Unstable
Water Gun Balloon Game

Water Gun Balloon Game {2}

Artifact
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop counter on a 0.
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop counter up 1.
Whenever a player's pop counter hits 5, that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop counters to 0.
  • Unhinged
Watermarket

Watermarket

Land
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
Shopping List Lamp-hand attachment X-ray contact lenses Discount death ray Two-headed hammer Kitten-fish
  • Unstable
Wet Willie of the Damned

Wet Willie of the Damned {2}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
  • Unhinged
What

What {2}{R}

Instant
Destroy target artifact.
Card has other parts: When Where Who Why
  • Unhinged
When

When {2}{U}

Instant
Counter target creature spell.
Card has other parts: What Where Who Why
  • Unhinged