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You may play an additional land on each of your turns.

Trapped Entry — Each player loses 1 life. (Leads to: Veils of Fear, Oubliette)
Veils of Fear — Each player loses 2 life unless they discard a card. (Leads to: Sandfall Cell)
Sandfall Cell — Each player loses 2 life unless they sacrifice a creature, artifact, or land. (Leads to: Cradle of the Death God)
Oubliette — Discard a card and sacrifice a creature, an artifact, and a land. (Leads to: Cradle of the Death God)
Cradle of the Death God — Create The Atropal, a legendary 4/4 black God Horror creature token with deathtouch.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to three target nonland permanents.

Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card."
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

{3}: Each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Tread Mill, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

Visit — An opponent chooses white card, land card, or planeswalker card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses blue card, enchantment card, or creature type, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses black card, artifact card, or expansion, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses red card, sorcery card, or legendary card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses green card, instant card, or named mechanic, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses colorless card, creature card, or plane, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.

Whenever you crank Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature spells cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Whenever you crank Twiddlestick Charger, tap or untap target creature.

Whenever you planeswalk to Two Streams Facility and at the beginning of the first upkeep of the game, each player chooses green anchor or red waterfall.
Each player who last chose green anchor may play an additional land during each of their turns.
Creatures controlled by players who last chose red waterfall get +2/+0 and have haste.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player who last chose green anchor chooses red waterfall, and vice versa.

Creatures you control have menace.
Each creature you control can block an additional creature each combat.

When you planeswalk to UNIT Headquarters and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a tapped 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.