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Flanking
{1}{R}: Searing Spear Askari gains menace until end of turn.

{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

When you control no Islands, sacrifice Seasinger.
You may choose not to untap Seasinger during your untap step.
{T}: Gain control of target creature whose controller controls an Island for as long as you control Seasinger and Seasinger remains tapped.

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Season of the Witch unless you pay 2 life.
At the beginning of the end step, destroy all untapped creatures that didn't attack this turn, except for creatures that couldn't attack.

Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)

When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.

When Seasoned Pyromancer enters the battlefield, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
{3}{R}{R}, Exile Seasoned Pyromancer from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.

{3}, Exile the top four cards of your library: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Tasty (This creature can be attacked directly. If it is attacked, it can't block creatures that didn't attack it.)

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn. Create a Food token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, sacrifice Second Chance and take an extra turn after this one.

Choose one —
• Look at the top five cards of target opponent's library, then put them back in any order.
• Look at the top five cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Entwine {U}

Each player returns to the battlefield all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in their graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Enchant creature
{T}: Tap enchanted creature.
{T}: Untap enchanted creature.

You and target opponent each draw three cards.

Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, draw a card.

Ascend
Draw two cards. If you have the city's blessing, draw three cards instead.

Enchant land
When Security Blockade enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you this turn."

All Sliver creatures have "This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp."
All Slivers have "{B}: Regenerate this permanent."

Sedge Troll gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp.
{B}: Regenerate Sedge Troll.

Menace
Ward—Pay 3 life.
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."

When Sedraxis Alchemist enters the battlefield, if you control a blue permanent, return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Flying
Whenever Sedraxis Specter deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
Unearth {1}{B}

When Seedpod Caretaker enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature you control.
• Transform target Incubator token you control.