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{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Exile The Provider: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

When you planeswalk to The Pyramid of Mars and at beginning of your upkeep, surveil 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Exile The Savant: Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

You start the game with an additional 7 life.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Exile The Tyrant: Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample.
When a creature you control dies, abandon this scheme.

Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

When you planeswalk here, at the beginning of your upkeep, or whenever chaos ensues, put a flying counter on target creature you control without flying.
When you planeswalk away, exile all creatures with flying until the beginning of the next end step.

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order.