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{T}: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of creatures you control.

I — Creatures you don't control get -2/-0 until your next turn.
II — If you have one or fewer cards in hand, draw four cards. Otherwise, scry 2, then draw two cards.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Body of Knowledge's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever Body of Knowledge is dealt damage, draw that many cards.

Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

At the beginning of your upkeep, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Take an extra turn after this one.

When Clocknapper enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is that spell's mana value.

Counter target spell.
Investigate three times.

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E}, then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

Counter target spell.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has infect.

Counter target spell. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that spell and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Flying
Whenever Coveted Peacock attacks, you may goad target creature defending player controls.

Whenever a creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, return that creature to its owner's hand.

Flying
Whenever Dazzling Sphinx deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Flying
As an additional cost to cast blue permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {U} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of blue mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a blue permanent spell, draw a card.

Devoid
Kicker {C}
When you cast this spell, choose one. If it was kicked, choose both instead.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Target player draws two cards, then discards a card.

Counter target spell. If an artifact or creature spell is countered this way, put that card onto the battlefield under your control instead of into its owner's graveyard.

Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
Miracle {1}{U}

{1}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
• Disciple of the Ring gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
• Tap target creature.
• Untap target creature.

{3}{U}, Sacrifice a permanent: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Exploit
When Diver Skaab exploits a creature, target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Flying
Djinn of Wishes enters with three wish counters on it.
{2}{U}{U}, Remove a wish counter from Djinn of Wishes: Reveal the top card of your library. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. If you don't, exile it.