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Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Accident-Prone Apprentice perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Accident-Prone Apprentice is in exile.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.

{1}{B}: Target attacking Zombie gains indestructible until end of turn.

Spells your opponents cast that target Accursed Witch cost {1} less to cast.
When Accursed Witch dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control attached to target opponent.

When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon.
Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.

When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon.
Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, create a number of 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.

Destroy all Forests.

Deathtouch
When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

All Slivers have "{2}, Sacrifice this permanent: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target."

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Destroy target blue permanent.
• Return target Island to its owner's hand.

Evolve

{1}: Adarkar Sentinel gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.

Choose a color. Target player reveals their hand and you choose a card of that color from it. That player discards that card.

Double strike
Eternalize {3}{W}{W}

Melee
Other creatures you control have melee.

Ward {2}
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.

Flying, lifelink, haste

{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
{2}{U}, Discard two cards: Return Advanced Stitchwing from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess damage, if a Giant, Wizard, or spell you controlled dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Aeolipile: It deals 2 damage to any target.