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Exile The Tyrant: Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample.
When a creature you control dies, abandon this scheme.

Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.

Trapped Entry — Each player loses 1 life. (Leads to: Veils of Fear, Oubliette)
Veils of Fear — Each player loses 2 life unless they discard a card. (Leads to: Sandfall Cell)
Sandfall Cell — Each player loses 2 life unless they sacrifice a creature, artifact, or land. (Leads to: Cradle of the Death God)
Oubliette — Discard a card and sacrifice a creature, an artifact, and a land. (Leads to: Cradle of the Death God)
Cradle of the Death God — Create The Atropal, a legendary 4/4 black God Horror creature token with deathtouch.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to three target nonland permanents.

Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card."
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

{3}: Each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Tread Mill, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

Visit — An opponent chooses white card, land card, or planeswalker card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

Visit — An opponent chooses blue card, enchantment card, or creature type, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.