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{T}: Tap target artifact you don't control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Tourach's Chant unless you pay {B}.
Whenever a player puts a Forest onto the battlefield, Tourach's Chant deals 3 damage to that player unless they put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.

Enchant land you control
Sacrifice a Thrull: Put three time counters on Tourach's Gate.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from Tourach's Gate. If there are no time counters on Tourach's Gate, sacrifice it.
Tap enchanted land: Attacking creatures you control get +2/-1 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

{8}, {T}: Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature can't be blocked by Walls this turn.

{8}, {T}: Target player mills eight cards.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Target creature gains protection from artifacts until end of turn.

Morph {6}{G}

Whenever Town Sentry blocks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Target nonblack creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a currency counter on Trade Caravan.
Remove two currency counters from Trade Caravan: Untap target basic land. Activate only during an opponent's upkeep.

{3}: Each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever Trained Cheetah becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Discard a card: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Trained Pronghorn this turn.

Target creature gets +1/+0, becomes black, and gains shadow until end of turn.
Flashback {1}{B}

Destroy all non-Aura enchantments.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}. Tranquil Garden doesn't untap during your next untap step.

{1}{G}{G}: Destroy all other enchantments.

Destroy all enchantments.
Draw a card.

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
When you have 20 or more life, you lose the game.
Whenever you lose life, you gain 2 life for each 1 life you lost.

{1}, {T}: Transmogrifying Licid loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay {1} to end this effect.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is an artifact in addition to its other types.