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This spell can't be countered.
Volcanic Fallout deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, has trample, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Defender
First strike

Destroy target artifact.
Fuse

{W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Wee Dragonauts gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Wickerbough Elder enters with a -1/-1 counter on it.
{G}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Wickerbough Elder: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Wight of Precinct Six gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your opponents' graveyards.

{8}: Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever a creature with flying attacks, you may draw a card.

Each player shuffles the cards from their hand into their library, then draws that many cards.

{1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

When Woe Strider enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1.
Escape — {3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.
Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card from it. You control that player until Word of Command finishes resolving. The player plays that card if able. While doing so, the player can activate mana abilities only if they're from lands that player controls and only if mana they produce is spent to activate other mana abilities of lands the player controls and/or to play that card. If the chosen card is cast as a spell, you control the player while that spell is resolving.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal an Elf card from your hand or pay {3}.
Deathtouch

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.
{3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red and green is less than seven, Xenagos isn't a creature.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.

Haste
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan.
Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that spell for each other creature you control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Return all Zombie creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped, then destroy all Humans.

Players play with their hands revealed.
If a player would draw a card, they reveal it instead. Then any other player may pay 2 life. If a player does, put that card into its owner's graveyard. Otherwise, that player draws a card.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.