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When Relic Axe enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1. If it's a Warrior, it gets +2/+1 instead.
Equip {2}

{T}: Tap target artifact.

Haste
Whenever Relic Robber deals combat damage to a player, that player creates a 0/1 colorless Goblin Construct artifact creature token with "This creature can't block" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

Relic Runner can't be blocked if you've cast a historic spell this turn.

Renown 1
When Relic Seeker becomes renowned, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

You may cast Relic Ward as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact has shroud.

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard.
Draw a card.

Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose.

Flying
Sacrifice Remorseful Cleric: Exile target player's graveyard.

Counter target creature spell.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Renegade Doppelganger become a copy of that creature until end of turn.

You gain 2 life for each Mountain target opponent controls.

Sacrifice any number of permanents. You gain 2 life for each permanent sacrificed this way.

Each player sacrifices a multicolored permanent.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
{U}, {T}: Search your library for a card named Heart-Piercer Bow or Vial of Dragonfire, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{2}{B}: If Repeat Offender is suspected, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Otherwise, suspect it.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Human sources.

Protection from red

Shuffle all creature cards from target player's graveyard into that player's library.
Cycling {2}

Return target spell to its owner's hand.
Draw a card.

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Coward creature with base power and toughness 0/1.

Counter target activated or triggered ability.

Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then counter up to one target spell unless its controller pays mana equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Change the target of target activated ability with a single target.
Draw a card.