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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.

{1}: Untap Staff of Domination.
{2}, {T}: You gain 1 life.
{3}, {T}: Untap target creature.
{4}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{5}, {T}: Draw a card.

When Staff of Eden, Vault's Key enters, put target legendary permanent card not named Staff of Eden, Vault's Key from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
{T}: Draw a card for each permanent you control but don't own.

Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the number of Forests you control.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token.
Equip {3}

When Staff of the Storyteller enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Whenever you create one or more creature tokens, put a story counter on Staff of the Storyteller.
{W}, {T}, Remove a story counter from Staff of the Storyteller: Draw a card.

Menace
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Stalactite Stalker.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice Stalactite Stalker: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is Stalactite Stalker's power.

Menace
Nightbound

Vigilance
Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

When Stalwarts of Osgiliath enters, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Stalwarts of Osgiliath.

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Whenever Stangg, Echo Warrior attacks, create Stangg Twin, a legendary 3/4 red and green Human Warrior creature token. It enters tapped and attacking. For each Aura and Equipment attached to Stangg, create a token that's a copy of it attached to Stangg Twin. Sacrifice all tokens created this way at the beginning of the next end step.

Menace
Whenever Star Athlete attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, Star Athlete deals 5 damage to that player.
Blitz {3}{R}

Star Compass enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.

Flying, vigilance
Other creatures you control have ward {2}.
Suspend 6—{1}{U}

Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Gift a card
Destroy all creatures. If the gift was promised, return a creature card put into your graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.

Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it.

Create a 4/4 white Angel Warrior creature token with flying and vigilance. If this spell was foretold, create X of those tokens instead.
Foretell {X}{X}{W}

Surveil 2, then draw a card. You may planeswalk.
Jump-start

When Starving Revenant enters, surveil 2. Then for each card you put on top of your library, you draw a card and you lose 3 life.
Descend 8 — Whenever you draw a card, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

As Steam Vents enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Flying, vigilance
When Steamcore Scholar enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an instant or sorcery card or a creature card with flying.

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.

Prototype {1}{W}{W} — 3/3
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, or lifelink until end of turn.