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Tormented Hero enters tapped.
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Tormented Hero, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Tormented Soul can't block and can't be blocked.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player.
Equip {1}

{T}, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.

Tap up to two Heads. They don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Torn Between Heads deals 5 damage to each player.

Defender
Sacrifice three lands: Torpid Moloch loses defender until end of turn.

Enchant creature
{1}{B}: Put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.

{B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

One or more target creatures become black until end of turn.

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever a creature dealt damage by that creature dies this turn, its controller loses 2 life.

Whenever a Minotaur attacks this turn, it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a Knight or Equipment spell.

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card."
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Target creature gains protection from artifacts until end of turn.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Transform Town Gossipmonger.

Toxic Iguanar has deathtouch as long as you control a green permanent.

Target creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. Investigate.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a currency counter on Trade Caravan.
Remove two currency counters from Trade Caravan: Untap target basic land. Activate only during an opponent's upkeep.

{3}: Each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

{T}, Sacrifice Tragic Poet: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Lifelink