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{T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls with a bounty counter on it is dealt damage, destroy it.

Modular 3
{X}, {T}: Move X +1/+1 counters from Blaster onto another target artifact. That artifact gains haste until end of turn. If Blaster has no +1/+1 counters on it, convert it. Activate only as a sorcery.

More Than Meets the Eye {B}{R}
Sacrifice another artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Flamewar and convert it. Activate only as a sorcery.
{1}, Discard your hand: Put all exiled cards you own with intel counters on them into your hand.

{2}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of up to one target artifact token you control. Mill two cards.
{1}{W}{U}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice two artifact tokens, Exile an artifact or creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Astroquarium enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
{1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
{3}{G}, {T}: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

Defender
{U}, {T}: You get {TK}.
{4}{U}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Scampire enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard.
{3}{B}: Return target creature card with a sticker on it from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Tomb Fortress enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{2}{B}{B}{B}, {T}, Exile Tomb Fortress: Mill four cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Visit — An opponent chooses red card, sorcery card, or legendary card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.

{2}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +3/+2, has haste, and attacks each combat if able.
{R}: Return Craving of Yeenoghu from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature you control. Craving of Yeenoghu perpetually gains "Enchanted creature gets -1/-1." Activate only as a sorcery.

At the beginning of each combat, each creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn if it has the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard.
{1}{R}{W}: Another target nontoken creature you control gains first strike and double team until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

Double strike, reach, trample
Ward {2}
{1}{R}{G}, Exile Wilson, Ardent Bear from your graveyard: Target creature you control perpetually gains double strike. Activate only as a sorcery.

Menace, reach, trample
Ward {2}
{1}{B}{G}, Exile Wilson, Fearsome Bear from your graveyard: Target creature you control perpetually gains menace. Activate only as a sorcery.

Reach, trample
Ward {2}
{1}{G}{G}, Exile Wilson from your graveyard: Target creature you control perpetually gets +1/+1 and gains reach, trample, and ward {2}. Activate only as a sorcery.

Reach, trample
Ward {2}
Wilson, Subtle Bear can't be blocked.
{1}{G}{U}, Exile Wilson from your graveyard: Target creature you control perpetually gains "This creature can't be blocked." Activate only as a sorcery.

Reach, trample, lifelink
Ward {2}
{1}{G}{W}, Exile Wilson, Urbane Bear from your graveyard: Target creature you control perpetually gains lifelink. Activate only as a sorcery.

False Floor enters tapped.
Creatures enter tapped.
{2}, {T}, Exile False Floor: Exile all untapped creatures. Activate only as a sorcery.

Dungeoneer's Pack enters tapped.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Dungeoneer's Pack: You take the initiative, gain 3 life, draw a card, and create a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Bigby's Hand — {T}: Untap two other target permanents. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}, Exile Underdark Rift: Roll a d10. Put target artifact, creature, or planeswalker into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result. Activate only as a sorcery.