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Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Dimir Aqueduct enters tapped.
When Dimir Aqueduct enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {U}{B}.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Dining Room enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

When Dinosaur Headdress enters, attach it to target creature you control.
As Dinosaur Headdress becomes attached to a creature, choose an exiled creature card used to craft Dinosaur Headdress.
Equipped creature is a copy of the last chosen card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Equip {1}

Menace, haste
Whenever Dire-Strain Anarchist attacks, it deals 2 damage to each of up to one target creature, up to one target player, and/or up to one target planeswalker.
Nightbound

Vigilance
Nightbound

Ward {3}
Nightbound

Prowess
If a noncreature source you control would deal damage to a creature, battle, or opponent, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Players can't cast spells until the Hydra's next turn.

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Each player may sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way chooses a Head and taps it. Each player who didn't sacrifice a creature loses 3 life.

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Domesticated Watercourse enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{U}{B}: Until end of turn, Domesticated Watercourse becomes an Equipment artifact with equip {2}.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Dormant Volcano enters tapped.
When Dormant Volcano enters, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Mountain you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {C}{R}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat."
If Dorothea's Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat."
If Dorothea's Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Hidden agenda
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever Dragon-Kami's Egg or a Dragon you control dies, you may cast a creature spell from among cards you own in exile with hatching counters on them without paying its mana cost.

Dragonskull Summit enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered this turn.

Menace
Whenever Dread Osseosaur enters or attacks, you may mill two cards.