461 cards found
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl

Syr Cadian, Knight Owl {3}{W}{W}

Legendary Creature - Bird Knight
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
{W}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate this ability only from sunrise to sunset.
{B}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains flying until end of turn. Activate this ability only from sunset to sunrise.
4/4
  • Unsanctioned
Tainted Monkey

Tainted Monkey {1}{B}

Creature - Monkey
{T}: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life.
"C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys"
1/1
  • Unhinged
Target Minotaur

Target Minotaur {1}{R}

Creature - Minotaur Warrior
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
"Not again!"
2/1
Teacher's Pet

Teacher's Pet {1}{W}

Creature - Cat Bird Scientist
{2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle your library.
"First attempt: unsuccessful. Instead of an amphibious chicken, hybridization produced an aquaphobic fish."
2/1
  • Unstable
Team Spirit

Team Spirit {2}{G}

Instant
Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo.
  • Unglued
Temp of the Damned

Temp of the Damned {2}{B}

Creature - Zombie
As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.
"Not the graveyard shift again!"
3/3
  • Unglued
The Big Idea

The Big Idea {4}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature - Brainiac Villain
{2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
4/4
  • Unstable
The Cheese Stands Alone

The Cheese Stands Alone {4}{W}{W}

Enchantment
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors.
  • Unglued
The Countdown Is at One

The Countdown Is at One {3}{R}{R}

Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
  • Unstable
The Fallen Apart

The Fallen Apart {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Zombie
The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
4/4
  • Unhinged
The Grand Calcutron

The Grand Calcutron {W}{U}

Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can only play the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
  • Unstable
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service {X}{Y}{Z}{R}{R}

Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
The number printed on the card is no longer in service. For help, go to wizards.custhelp.com or find us on Twitter @Wizards_Help.
  • Unglued
Thopter Pie Network

Thopter Pie Network {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token.
Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.
They all thought her dream was just pie in the sky.
  • Happy Holidays
Three-Headed Goblin

Three-Headed Goblin {3}{R}{R}

Creature - Goblin Mutant
Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)
It's true that two heads are better than one, but after that you run into diminishing returns.
3/3
  • Unstable
Time Machine

Time Machine {5}

Artifact
{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the converted mana cost of the exiled creature.
Time Out

Time Out {4}{U}

Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Anyone other than a goblin would've gotten only a hand caught in the cookie jar.
Timmy, Power Gamer

Timmy, Power Gamer {2}{G}{G}

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
"Just wait till I get my Gigantosaurus...."
1/1
Togglodyte

Togglodyte {3}

Artifact Creature - Golem
Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch.
As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
4/4
  • Unhinged
Topsy Turvy

Topsy Turvy {2}{U}

Enchantment
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
"Here on going is heck the what?"
Touch and Go

Touch and Go {3}{R}

Sorcery
Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.
Judge's ruling: The interior of the face still counts as the face, so a nose-pick is legitimate grounds for saying "Gotcha"
Toy Boat

Toy Boat {3}

Artifact Creature - Ship
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
3/3
  • Unhinged
Uktabi Kong

Uktabi Kong {5}{G}{G}{G}

Creature - Ape
Trample
When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
"I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude."
8/8
  • Unhinged
Underdome

Underdome

Land
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay silver-bordered costs.
In that battleground of a ring, the rules aren't nearly so black and white.
  • Unsanctioned
Urza's Contact Lenses

Urza's Contact Lenses {0}

Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.
Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
  • Unglued
Urza's Hot Tub

Urza's Hot Tub {2}

Artifact
{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
www.wizards.com/hottub
  • Unhinged