mtg.wtf

Whenever you cast a historic spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Whenever Alistair attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of historic permanents you control.

Create a 3/3 green Centaur creature token.
Fuse

Each player sacrifices all permanents they control that are one or more colors.

For each color, return up to one target card of that color from your graveyard to your hand. Exile All Suns' Dawn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Time travel.
Storm

Flying
Whenever All-Seeing Arbiter enters or attacks, draw two cards, then discard a card.
Whenever you discard a card, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-0 until your next turn, where X is the number of different mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Assist kicker {3} (You and up to one other player can spend mana to pay this kicker cost.)
When All-Star Kicker enters the battlefield, your team may pass the ball. Then if All-Star Kicker was kicked, creatures your team controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. (To pass the ball, one of the players on your team gives a permanent or card in hand to another player on your team.)

Alley Assailant enters tapped.
Disguise {4}{B}{B}
When Alley Assailant is turned face up, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Choose one —
• Target creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn.
• Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Menace

Up to two target creatures each get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures in your party.

Create two 2/2 white Knight Ally creature tokens.

You may exile two green cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Allosaurus Rider's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus the number of lands you control.

This spell can't be countered.
Green spells you control can't be countered.
{4}{G}{G}: Until end of turn, each Elf creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other creature types.

{2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Reveal the top six cards of your library. An opponent exiles a nonland card from among them, then you put the rest into your hand. That opponent may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

When you attack with exactly two creatures, transform Alluring Suitor.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Ally spell.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ally Encampment: Return target Ally you control to its owner's hand.

Trample
{3}{G}: Almighty Brushwagg gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/10 and has indestructible.

Flash
If an opponent would draw two or more cards, instead you and that player each draw a card.

Target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
Madness {B}