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When Surprise Party enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

You gain 2 life. Then if you have more life than an opponent, draw a card.
Rebound

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Investigate.

First strike
{1}{W}, Exile Survivor of Korlis from your graveyard: Scry 2.

When Suspension Field enters, you may exile target creature with toughness 3 or greater until Suspension Field leaves the battlefield.

Flying
Whenever Sustainer of the Realm blocks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Cumulative upkeep {1}{W}
Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Flying
{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}: Regenerate target creature.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped creature you control.
Exile target tapped creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature tapped to pay this spell's additional cost.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Reinforce X—{X}{W}{W}

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike and lifelink.

Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may cast Swift Reckoning as though it had flash.
Destroy target tapped creature.

Flash
Enchant creature or Vehicle
Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types.

Destroy target tapped creature.

Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying, vigilance

Flash
Flying
Swooping Protector enters with a shield counter on it.

Flying
{1}: Swooping Talon loses flying until end of turn.
Provoke

{W}{W}: Target attacking creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature dies, return it to its owner's hand.
Equip {1}{W}

Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Swordsworn Cavalier has first strike as long as another Knight entered the battlefield under your control this turn.