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Starting intensity 0
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is this Equipment's intensity.
Whenever a creature you control enters, this Equipment intensifies by X, where X is that creature's power.
Equip {2}

This creature gets +1/+2 as long as an opponent controls a black permanent.

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Menace
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, you may mill two cards.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Whenever you discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, amass Zombies 2.

Tax Keeper gets +X/+X, where X is your highest commander tax among your commanders. (For example, if you've cast your one commander from your command zone twice, it gets +4/+4.)

Deathtouch
When this creature dies, if it wasn't blocking, draw a card.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
During your turn, equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2}

Kicker {3}
If Moss-Pit Skeleton was kicked, it enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, if Moss-Pit Skeleton is in your graveyard, return Moss-Pit Skeleton from your graveyard to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Green spells you cast cost {G} more to cast.

As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.

Modular 2

{T}: Draw a card for each Ally you control.

Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, create a 2/2 black Phyrexian Zombie creature token.

{2}, Discard a card at random: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

I — For each opponent, up to one target noncreature artifact they control becomes a 0/4 Wall artifact creature with defender for as long as you control this Saga.
II — Create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample. It gains haste until end of turn.
III — Destroy all Walls. Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to any target this turn, prevent that damage.

Flash
Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets -3/-0 and loses flying.

Target player mills eight cards.
Fuse

{G}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.
{G}: This creature gains trample until end of turn.
{G}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
{1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{1}: This creature gets -1/+1 until end of turn.