Whenever Tectonic Giant attacks or becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, choose one — • Tectonic Giant deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. [–3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Kicker {R} and/or {W} When Thornscape Battlemage enters, if it was kicked with its {R} kicker, it deals 2 damage to any target. When Thornscape Battlemage enters, if it was kicked with its {W} kicker, destroy target artifact.
"As you inject the viscus vitae into the brain stem, don't let the spastic moaning bother you. It will soon become music to your ears." —Stitcher Geralf
When Treasure Mage enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.