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{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card for each artifact you control, then put this artifact into its owner's library third from the top.

Read ahead
I — You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
II — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Target opponent may sacrifice a nonland, nontoken permanent of their choice. If they don't, they lose 2 life and you draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker. If you do, each opponent may sacrifice a permanent of their choice that shares a card type with it. For each opponent who doesn't, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card.

{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Whenever you expend 4, Raccoons you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
Disguise {3}
When this land is turned face up, add two mana of any one color. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Toxic 2

For each land you control, create a Treasure token.

When Brass's Tunnel-Grinder enters, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards plus one.
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a bore counter on Brass's Tunnel-Grinder. Then if there are three or more bore counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.

Bargain
If this spell was bargained, target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.
Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{1}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever this creature attacks while you control two or more artifacts, it gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

First strike
Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Haste

Each player mills ten cards. For each player, choose a creature or planeswalker card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. Then each creature you control becomes a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.

Choose one —
• Exile target artifact.
• Exile target enchantment.
• Manifest dread.

Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them. If that card has mana value 2 or less, you may put it onto the battlefield and it gains haste until end of turn. If you didn't put the revealed card onto the battlefield this way, put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Destroy target enchantment. If a permanent you controlled or a token was destroyed this way, draw a card.

First strike
Whenever a Pirate you control attacks, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Create a Treasure token.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Menace
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Prowess
Other creatures you control have prowess.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.

Trample
Domain — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Vigilance
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, create a 1/1 white Sheep creature token.
Saddle 2

First strike, lifelink