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At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.
When chaos ensues, reverse the game's turn order. Then planeswalk.

Whenever you roll the planar die, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever Teneb, the Harvester deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

When you planeswalk to The Aether Flues and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle all other cards revealed this way into your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature spells you cast from your hand have blitz {3}.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens.

When you planeswalk to The Cheetah Planet and at the beginning of your upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Cat creature you control. It becomes a Cat in addition to its other types.
Whenever chaos ensues, all Cats gain provoke until end of turn.

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player's graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Each of those creatures attacks its owner each combat if able.

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.
Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.

Creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Untap those permanents. They phase out. They can't phase in for as long as The Doctor's Childhood Barn remains face up. When a player planeswalks, those permanents phase in.

If a creature would die, instead exile it and that creature's controller loses 2 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, redistribute any number of players' life totals.

Whenever you roll the planar die, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, end the turn.

Players skip their untap steps.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all permanents you control.

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, this scheme deals 6 damage to that player. If the player chooses others, this scheme deals 3 damage to each of your other opponents.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Chaos ensues on that plane. Then put all cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Ascend
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +0/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 4/6 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a shadow counter on target creature.

When you planeswalk to The Maelstrom or at the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you revealed a card but didn't put it onto the battlefield, put it on the bottom of your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When you planeswalk to The Matrix of Time, each player exiles the top card of their library.
During your turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time, that card's owner loses 3 life and exiles the top card of their library.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two Treasure tokens.