mtg.wtf

{TK}{TK} — Ward {2}
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Provoke
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you roll the planar die, draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your planar deck. You may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw an additional card. If you do, put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/6

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of a random Equipment card with mana value less than that creature's mana value. Attach that Equipment to that creature.

Each creature card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.
Whenever chaos ensues, detain target creature an opponent controls.

Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

{0}: If damage would be dealt to you this turn by a source of your choice, prevent that damage. Stuffy Doll Avatar deals damage to you and target opponent or planeswalker equal to half the damage prevented this way, rounded up. Activate only once each turn.

Double agenda
Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever you crank Sundering Fork, destroy target artifact.

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, that player discards four cards. If the player chooses others, each of your other opponents discards two cards.

Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.

The first spell you cast during each of your turns with mana value 2 or greater has cascade.
When chaos ensues, gain control of target artifact. Then planeswalk.

Creatures you control have haste.

Sacrifice a creature: Takara deals 1 damage to any target.

Whenever a creature leaves the battlefield, its controller draws a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Any time you could cast a sorcery, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with X time counters on it, where X is its mana value. If the exiled card doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Whenever chaos ensues, remove two time counters from each suspended card you own.

Whenever you crank Targeting Rocket, target creature blocks this turn if able.

You may cast artifact, creature, and enchantment spells as though they had flash.

Creatures can't block.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent.