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Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Bottomless Vault enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap Bottomless Vault during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Bottomless Vault is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from Bottomless Vault: Add {B} for each storage counter removed this way.

({D} is a land drop. You may give up one potential land drop this turn to pay for {D}.)
Whenever Boulder Jockey attacks, you may pay {D}. If you do, create a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token named Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.

If you have no land cards in your hand, seek a land card and a nonland card. Otherwise, seek two nonland cards.

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target."
Equip {2}

As you set this scheme in motion, choose an opponent.
Creatures the chosen player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, they may tap any number of untapped creatures they control with total power 8 or greater. If they do, abandon this scheme.

At the beginning of your end step, goad target creature controlled by the player to your left.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn.

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Whenever a creature you control enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control with the same mana value.
{T}: Create a Treasure token. Activate only if you control a creature that fought this turn.

Hidden agenda
Spells with the chosen name you cast cost {1} less to cast.

While voting, you get an additional vote.

When Bram, Baguette Brawler enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Each noncreature Food you control is an Equipment with equip {1} and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1."

This spell can't be countered.
Trample
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, creature cards in your library perpetually get +1/+1.

Enchant creature
Cumulative upkeep {R}
Enchanted creature's controller can't cast creature spells.

Braulios of Pheres Band's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
Whenever Braulios of Pheres Band attacks, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

When Brave Meadowguard enters, conjure a card named Might of the Meek into your hand.
Valiant — Whenever Brave Meadowguard becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Brazen Boarding deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If excess damage is dealt this way, conjure a card with mana value equal to that excess damage from Brazen Boarding's spellbook onto the battlefield. If that excess damage is 4 or greater, instead conjure a card named Admiral Beckett Brass onto the battlefield.

Whenever an attacking creature you control dies, Brazen Cannonade deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Raid — At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you attacked this turn, exile the top card of your library. Until end of combat on your next turn, you may play that card.

Target player reveals all cards with mana value 2 or greater in their hand. You choose a card from among those cards. Exile that card. If a card was exiled this way, that player drafts a card from Break Expectations's spellbook and reveals it.

Cumulative upkeep {U}
Green creatures have "Cumulative upkeep {1}."

Bretagard Stronghold enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{G}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Bretagard Stronghold: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control. They gain vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Trample
Domain — Whenever Briar Hydra deals combat damage to a player, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Trample
When Bribe Taker enters, for each kind of counter on permanents you control, you may put your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a counter of that kind on Bribe Taker.

Vigilance
Nimble (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.)
Kithkin you control have thoughtweft. (A creature with thoughtweft has all printed keyword abilities of other creatures you control with thoughtweft.)