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You have hexproof.
[–2]: Create a 0/3 white Wall creature token with defender.

Lifelink
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Sacrifice a Spirit: Thalia's Geistcaller gains indestructible until end of turn.

First strike
When Thalia's Lancers enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a legendary card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Thalia's Lieutenant enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control.
Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thalia's Lieutenant.

First strike
Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

I — Incubate 2 five times, then transform all Incubator tokens you control.
II — Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain double strike until end of turn.
III — Destroy all other permanents except for artifacts, lands, and Phyrexians. Exile The Argent Etchings, then return it to the battlefield.

Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. Then create a Food token for each creature you control.

I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender.
III — You gain 2 life.

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.
{W}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile The Book of Exalted Deeds: Put an enlightened counter on target Angel. It gains "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." Activate only as a sorcery.

I — Put two stun counters on each of up to two target tapped creatures.
II, III — For each non-Saga permanent, choose a counter on it. You may put an additional counter of that kind on that permanent.
IV — Search your library for a Doctor card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Knight you control.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever you cast a legendary spell, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
{3}{W}, {T}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat.
[+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step.
[0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike.
[–4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they control not chosen this way.

I — Exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 4 or greater.
II — Each player gains control of all permanents they own.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, draw a card.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human Noble creature token with vanishing 3 and "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature."
II — Create a 2/2 white Horse creature token with "Doctors you control have horsemanship."
III — Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, time travel.

I — Destroy all creatures.
II — Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put your choice of a first strike, vigilance, or lifelink counter on it.

You may choose not to untap The Pandorica during your untap step.
{1}{W}, {T}: Untap another target nonland permanent, then it phases out. It can't phase in for as long as The Pandorica remains tapped. When The Pandorica becomes untapped or leaves the battlefield, that permanent phases in. Activate only as a sorcery.

I — Exile up to one target creature.
II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn.
III — Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Flying
Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 white Human Knight creature token with "This creature gets +2/+2 as long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn."
Crew 2

I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
II — You may discard a card. When you do, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control.
[–2]: Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.

Flash
As long as The Wandering Emperor entered the battlefield this turn, you may activate her loyalty abilities any time you could cast an instant.
[+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains first strike until end of turn.
[–1]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.
[–2]: Exile target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

I — Each player creates three tapped 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens. The tokens are goaded for as long as The War Games remains on the battlefield.
II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Warrior creature.
IV — You may exile a nontoken creature you control. When you do, exile all Warriors.