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Whenever Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia enters or attacks, choose three —
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Mishra deals 3 damage to any target.
• Destroy target artifact or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control gain menace and trample until end of turn.
• Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Create two tapped Powerstone tokens.

Choose one —
• Gain control of all creatures with power 4 or greater until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.
• Gain control of all creatures with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Molten Blast deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target artifact.

Choose one. If you descended this turn, you may choose both instead.
• Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less.

Choose one or both —
• Molten Rebuke deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target Equipment.

Choose one —
• Untap target creature. It gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

As Monastery Siege enters, choose Khans or Dragons.
• Khans — At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card, then discard a card.
• Dragons — Spells your opponents cast that target you or a permanent you control cost {2} more to cast.

Choose one —
• It's Probably Nothing — Proliferate. Draw a card.
• That Could Actually Be Dangerous — Counter target creature, artifact, or planeswalker spell. Scry 1.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one —
• Draw two cards.
• Until end of turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Draw a card.

Choose one —
• Naya Charm deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Return target card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• Tap all creatures target player controls.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Buffet — Create three Food tokens.
• See a Show — Create two 2/2 white Performer creature tokens.
• Play Games — Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
• Go to Sleep — You lose 15 life. Sacrifice Night Out in Vegas.

Choose one —
• Exile each creature with power greater than the number of cards in your hand.
• Exile each creature with power less than the number of cards in your hand.

Choose one —
• Counter target multicolored spell.
• Destroy target multicolored permanent.

Choose one —
• Search your library for up to X land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
• Nylea's Intervention deals twice X damage to each creature with flying.

Choose one —
• Return target multicolored permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
• Counter target instant or sorcery spell.
• Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1.
• Target creature connives.
• Target player returns a creature card from their graveyard to their hand.

Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one —
• Tap target creature.
• Ojutai Exemplars gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn.
• Exile Ojutai Exemplars, then return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.

Choose two —
• Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
• You gain 4 life.
• Counter target creature spell.
• Draw a card.

When Oltec Archaeologists enters, choose one —
• Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Scry 3.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one —
• Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
• Create a token that's a copy of target artifact token you control.

Choose one —
• Create a 5/5 green Beast creature token.
• Create five 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.
Entwine {G}{G}{G}

Choose one —
• Add two mana of any one color and two mana of any other color. Spend this mana only to cast creature or enchantment spells.
• Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

When Oracle of Tragedy enters or dies, choose one —
• Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Shuffle up to four target cards with mana value 3 or greater from your graveyard into your library.