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{U}, {T}: Conjure a random card from Tome of the Infinite's spellbook into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Whenever a spell you control causes you to gain card advantage, each opponent loses 2 life. (You gain card advantage each time a spell you control resolves and you end up having more cards relative to your opponents than before that spell resolved. Divination, Annihilate, and Wrath of God can all be card advantage. And remember: tokens aren't cards!)

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to three target nonland permanents.

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy and Zndrsplt.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
When Toothy and Zndrsplt leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on Toothy and Zndrsplt.

Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Decorated cards in your hand have miracle {S}. (Decorated cards include premiums, promos, and cards with alternate frames or art.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more decorated permanents, you win the game.

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

Haste
Whenever Toralf's Disciple attacks, conjure four cards named Lightning Bolt into your library, then shuffle.

Tap up to two Heads. They don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Torn Between Heads deals 5 damage to each player.

{T}: Until end of turn, each time damage is dealt to target creature or player, prevent X of that damage, where X is a number from 1 to 3 chosen at random each time.

Whenever a player attacks with one or more creatures, destroy all untapped non-Wall creatures that player controls that didn't attack, except for creatures the player hasn't controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn.

Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.

Draw two cards.

One or more target creatures become black until end of turn.

Touch of Death deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. You gain 1 life.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Until end of turn, target creature gains haste and "{0}: Untap this creature. Activate only once."
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Whenever a Minotaur attacks this turn, it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Tourach's Chant unless you pay {B}.
Whenever a player puts a Forest onto the battlefield, Tourach's Chant deals 3 damage to that player unless they put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.

Enchant land you control
Sacrifice a Thrull: Put three time counters on Tourach's Gate.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from Tourach's Gate. If there are no time counters on Tourach's Gate, sacrifice it.
Tap enchanted land: Attacking creatures you control get +2/-1 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card."
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

{T}: Target creature can't be blocked by Walls this turn.

Reach
Towering Gibbon's power is equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control.

Whenever Town Sentry blocks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Flying
When Town-Razer Tyrant enters the battlefield, target nonbasic land you don't control loses all abilities except mana abilities and gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 2 damage to you unless you sacrifice it."