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{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

Double strike
Morph {4}{R}{R}

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.

Reveal any number of green cards in your hand. Return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand for each card revealed this way.

When Rogue Elephant enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a Forest.

Whenever Rogue Kavu attacks alone, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Roiling Horror's power and toughness are each equal to your life total minus the life total of an opponent with the most life.
Suspend X—{X}{B}{B}{B}. X can't be 0.
Whenever a time counter is removed from Roiling Horror while it's exiled, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Destroy target land. If {B} was spent to cast this spell, all creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Wall creatures can attack as though they didn't have defender.

Bushido 2

Bushido 1
Whenever Ronin Cliffrider attacks, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature defending player controls.

Haste
Bushido 1

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, attach Ronin Warclub to that creature.
Equip {5}

Protection from snow
Cumulative upkeep {1}

Ronom Serpent can't attack unless defending player controls a snow land.
When you control no snow lands, sacrifice Ronom Serpent.

Mercenaries don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

{2}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Root Greevil: Destroy all enchantments of the color of your choice.

Artifacts and lands enter tapped.

Whenever Root Spider blocks, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

When Rooting Kavu dies, you may exile it. If you do, shuffle all creature cards from your graveyard into your library.

As Roots of Life enters, choose Island or Swamp.
Whenever a land of the chosen type an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.

Sacrifice a Forest: Regenerate Rootwater Alligator.

Islandwalk