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When Thunder Lasso enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
Equip {2}

Thunder Salvo deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of other spells you've cast this turn.

Flying
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
{2}{U}, Sacrifice Thunderclap Drake: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. You may choose new targets for the copies.

When Tinybones Joins Up enters the battlefield, any number of target players each discard a card.
Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, any number of target players each mill a card and lose 1 life.

Deathtouch
Whenever Tinybones, the Pickpocket deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target nonland permanent card from that player's graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Reach, deathtouch
When Tower Winder enters the battlefield, search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Command Tower, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Whenever Trained Arynx attacks while saddled, it gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.
Saddle 2

Spree
+ {2} — Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
+ {1} — Target creature gains trample until end of turn.
+ {1} — Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards."

{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token.

Trick Shot deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one other target creature token.

Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Plot {2}{G}

Spree
+ {2}{B} — Destroy target creature.
+ {1} — Create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Plot {2}{B}

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Vadmir, New Blood. This ability triggers only once each turn.
As long as Vadmir has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has menace and lifelink.

When Vault Plunderer enters the battlefield, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Trample
Whenever Vaultborn Tyrant or another creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
When Vaultborn Tyrant dies, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Create that many 4/2 green Plant Warrior creature tokens with reach.
Flashback {6}{G}{G}

Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, put a +1/+1 counter on Vengeful Townsfolk.

Whenever another outlaw enters the battlefield under your control, Vial Smasher, Gleeful Grenadier deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Other outlaws you control have vigilance and haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Treasures you control become 3/3 Construct Assassin artifact creatures in addition to their other types until end of turn.

You may have Visage Bandit enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature you control, except it's a Shapeshifter Rogue in addition to its other types.
Plot {2}{U}

Vigilance
{1}, Sacrifice Voracious Varmint: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

When Vraska Joins Up enters the battlefield, put a deathtouch counter on each creature you control.
Whenever a legendary creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Deathtouch
Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card to the battlefield tapped under your control. It's a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other card types.