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Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)

Create three 2/2 green Elk creature tokens.

Each spell you cast with a name printed in a Kamigawa expansion costs {1} less to cast.
[+2]: Open up to one sealed Kamigawa booster pack and shuffle those cards into your booster pile. Look at the top four cards of your booster pile. Put two of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
[–3]: Return a creature card with a name printed in a Kamigawa expansion from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Heroes of Kamigawa can be your commander.

All targeted spells and abilities cost {2} less and have their targets chosen randomly.

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.

Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner's hand.

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

Each Head gains indestructible until the end of the Hydra's next turn.

As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
{3}{G}, {T}: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Create three 0/0 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player.
Haste

When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until Impounding Lot-Bot leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of combat this turn, all Revelers gain haste until end of turn and attack this combat if able.

Each player may sacrifice an artifact or enchantment. Impulsive Destruction deals 3 damage to each player who didn't sacrifice a permanent this way.