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This land enters tapped.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may mill two cards.
Equip {1}

Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent of their choice.

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4 and gains flying.

You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
{2}, {T}: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.

Flying, trample
This creature gets -1/-1 for each card in your hand.
Plot {2}{R}

Flying, protection from red

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Choose two —
• Choose target player. They may discard up to X cards. Then they draw a card for each card discarded this way.
• This spell deals X damage to target creature.
• This spell deals X damage to target planeswalker.
• Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card.
Whenever you commit a crime, you may return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

{1}: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Choose one —
• Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.
• Target Pirate gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

Indestructible
{3}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 Beast artifact creature until end of turn.

At the beginning of each combat, Sproutwatch Dryad gains flying until end of turn if a creature you control or a card in your hand has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

When Celes enters, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards plus one.
Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if one or more of them entered from a graveyard or was cast from a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

As Catch of the Day enters the battlefield, choose one for each of the following.
Keyword → Vigilance; ward {3}; or islandwalk.
Whenever this creature attacks → Scry 2; goad target creature an opponent controls; or tap target creature an opponent controls.
Size → 6/2; 4/4; or 2/6.

As this enchantment enters, note the most prevalent creature type in an opponent's library.
When this enchantment enters, target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls of the noted type dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

When this creature dies, you may search your library for a Dragon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return each creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Return all artifact and enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Miracle {3}{W}

Flying
Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}{U}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that artifact.